"Kevan. What did you do, Bubba?"
(He can't remember, so he's taking a closer look here.)"Looks like dirt, ma."
"Kevan, we don't eat dirt. We don't play in the plant. That's a NO-NO."
"I was just reading this book... I have no idea what you're talking about."
"But here, I'll help you clean up your messy kitchen, Mama."